Posted by: wahabhi | 06/09/2009

My Inhuman Revenge

After all those sufferings @ the hands of my friends, I finally decided to retort. Every guy has some limit. After all one cannot be the suffering end for always. So after all those deadly pothas given by my frds intended to make me impotent, I did decide to square up the issue with them.

I avenged them in their manner and it was such a barbaric attack from my side that all those poor souls started getting horrified even @ the slightest hint of me. I rained them with my fatal shayaris and these shayaris were inspired from the common things. As I am such a good poet, it required very little effort to get going. I am going to share some of those priceless shayaris with you people. Please bear with me.

1. As we were going through us, fields and poles were beside the road which formed the basis for the debut one.

आस पास के खेतों में  , सारे पेड़ हरे है

बगल मे देखो तो ज़रा , खंबे भी तो खड़े हैं।

2. This was propelled by the sight of an Axis Bank near the Railway Station.

हर गली मुहल्ले में , खुल गया है axis बैंक

धीरे धीरे भर जाता है , उपर लगा water टैंक

3. Ankleshwar being a core industrial town, pollution ignited my spirit to discuss the awful pollution in a beautiful way.

इतने pollution में , चांद क्यों नहीं दिखता

LKG का बच्चा ,  Calculus क्यों नहीं सीखता

4. While going to Bharuch, a Tata Sumo passed by. We were in an auto and could not stop me from producing another beauty out of desire.

Tata की है Indica , Tata की है Sumo

पिछ्ली सीट पर बैठकर , पुरा Gujrat घुमो।

5. While returning to our guest house after dinner on the assault day, this was a well directed missile.

अंकलेश्वर में हमारा आशियाना है Royal House

Tom है एक Cat और Jerry है एक Mouse

6. Only Rajiv was fortunate enough for this masterpiece. This shayari was born when we were @ the New Delhi Station waiting for our train.

दिल्ली से झारखंड को, हमने पकड़ा गरीब रथ

बिग बी का विख्यात संवाद, अग्निपथ अग्निपथ

So as you can see, I become quite barbaric when it comes to revenge. Though these masterpieces are situation oriented and until unless there is no offence against me, I hesitate to use them. So cheers..


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  1. kya abhilash…..teri shayari par to mai fida ho gaya hu!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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